Rapperswil Xmas market followed by a cheese shooting session at the Rappi Bier F

BigD · #2 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:05

Don't forget to offer your Gluh-none-of-that-****-made-from-powder-mix-wein

BigD

peachy · #3 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:08

Ag Gluhwein straight from a plastic Denner bottle, class.

BigD · #4 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:31

We expect to see gift-wrapped chunks of tasty cheese alternated with delicious chocolates in a lattice gift box with a large compartment just big enough for a cute 37.5cl bottle of fine wine. Here Mr Cheeseman, get it sorted ! High margin cutesy gifty packs of Christmas delicacies courtesy of our very own cheeky-chappie-cheeseman !

Here is a picture of one I prepared earlier (its a quiet day in the office as you can see)

BigD

BigD · #5 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:33

Then you can show two fingers or even four, frankly to the competition !

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JollyGrapefruit · #6 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:36

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Originally Posted by BigD

Don't forget to offer your Gluh-none-of-that-****-made-from-powder-mix-wein

BigD

Our Scottish Glugwine will be back, whisky, honey, lemon and spices. Cold keeper outer with attitude

JollyGrapefruit · #7 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:42

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Originally Posted by BigD

We expect to see gift-wrapped chunks of tasty cheese alternated with delicious chocolates in a lattice gift box with a large compartment just big enough for a cute 37.5cl bottle of fine wine. Here Mr Cheeseman, get it sorted ! High margin cutesy gifty packs of Christmas delicacies courtesy of our very own cheeky-chappie-cheeseman !

Here is a picture of one I prepared earlier (its a quiet day in the office as you can see)

BigD

Now there's an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

peachy · #8 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 13:44

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Originally Posted by JollyGrapefruit

Our Scottish Glugwine will be back, whisky, honey, lemon and spices. Cold keeper outer with attitude

Do some deep fried Mars bars, sell them for 8chf each, this time next year we'll be mil-yon-aires etc etc

BigD · #9 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 14:08

I have plenty of ideas: just keep me half-cut and they will all come flooding out - some good, some complete bollox. I have no interest in your line of business, so I have no qualms in sharing them with you

As you have the graphic design skills, I expect the cheesy delights to be cut and presented in my little 0s and Xs gift box, each square containing a cheese or chocolate.

Closely following by Cheesy Top Trumps card, or Cheesy Trivial Pursuits, or cheesy Christmas Crackers containing cheeseclub-nuggets-of cheese with a small bit of trivia about the cheese on the joke paper contained therein.

- Mike's Cheesy Chutney Carnival Pack
- The Crunch 'n' Cheese Combi
- Cheesy Liquorice Delights: a cube of cheese wrapped up in a liquorice lace (I just made that up, so it will probably taste awful

)
- Cheeseclub cheesewall
- Cheesy Advent calendars

We want more illiteration ! More bad English Puns ! More English wit purloined and appropriated to entertain the Swiss punters !

BigD

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Originally Posted by JollyGrapefruit

Now there's an idea. Why didn't I think of that?

BigD · #10 (**permalink**) 07-12-2009, 14:13

Mosaics that show a cunning resemblance to Roman tiling, except the contrast is picked out with different shades of cheese. That is a killer product:
- Value added luxury segment
- Premium packaging
- perception of value
- aesthetically pleasing
- tastes good.
- uses your existing raw products
- huge markups for the swiss punters that are as price-elastic as a whore's drawers.

I will now retire to my skunkworks studio.
cheers

BigD