Mr Dervaish, I would rather we do not increase the venues for your biweekly therapy sessions since that will undermine the effectiveness of the treatment as well as reduce the privacy that you, like every patient, are entitled to, but if there are things you feel more comfortable revealing here than elsewhere, then so be it.

Re your "feeling low", are you referring to your short hunchbacked stature or the current (and almost constant) position of your reproductive organ? We can work on both, depending on the causes and the severity of the problem(s) but I have to check your insurance plan first to see if you are sufficiently covered.

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's git nüt wo's nid git u aus wo's git git's nid für ging, me nimmt's woe's chunnt u lat's la gah.

Doctor, when there is little hope left, one if forced to seek out all the venues for a remedy out of desperation. I think it has gone critical mass and we should not overly concern ourselves with the privacy issues any more.

My hunchbacked stature has evolved out of my constant attempts to raise the position of my reproductive organ while suffering from myopic vision.

Before my insurance plan, I need to check if you have a "fitting" nurse to help me "raise my spirits."

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Especially since you seem to have received a forced sabbatical "at the other place".

Since you are not concerned about your privacy, feel free to expand on (and profusely repent of) the acts of misbehaviour that caused your excommunication.

I thought we had gone through this several times, Mr Dervaish: do not attempt auto-fellatio. You reap the consequences of your disobedience and your stubbornness.

Mathilda is indeed "fitting" or more precisely she has fittings, in the form of old but dependable orthodontic braces she has been wearing since her adolescent days, that is roughly 60 years ago. This/she will have to do. You have no other choice.

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's git nüt wo's nid git u aus wo's git git's nid für ging, me nimmt's woe's chunnt u lat's la gah.

Reasty must be so happy having found a new "deranged" patient to treat

Derv, welcome in Exile

There was no forced sabbatical, it was well intended. If you check the timeline, I registered here first, before settling my scores "at the other place."

I believe one should Live Free and Die young.

As I said, it was well intended in advance. Shall I copy paste the comm I had with one of the OPs a day before. The Witless (prolly titless too) Wonder had no leg to backup her accusations and never replied to me

I had not even initiated the auto-fellatio mode, I had merely managed to embark on a "seek and find" mission and managed to cause a hunchback. Im not sure if its the size of the over-growth around it or the (lack of) size of the entity concerned which makes the task nearly impossible.

Next time Im on "heat" I will try to deploy some Heat Seeker device, if that fails Im going to the airport, have heard they have Body Scanners which can identify everything on you.

In situations like this, one can always install a Paperbag, appropriately drawn with a smile in Red lipstick and Eyes with black Muscara, I recommend "L'Oreal as they are worth it."

Concerning Lady Mathilda's age, Doctor you know how it goes?

Women in 20s - Adventurous, energetic and exciting.
Women in 30s - Mature, classy, know what they want and what to do.
Women in 60s - Now these women really know how to Copulate, I mean when they perform Coitus they Rock... as they think it might be their last time!

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Good bye cruel (internet) world.

This is not Exile and I am not Lord Byron

This is gonna be my new home, I cant survive without my good Dr Reasty for too long.

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Good bye cruel (internet) world.

Well, you will be missed...

Derviash I am here too now. Some twiddly twaddle or was it twaddle twiddle super dooper mod banned me. The other place has become such a teacher's pet place full of hypocrite mods and their blatant double standards.

I am going to tuck into a donkey burger now.

How can you miss me when WE are here?

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Good bye cruel (internet) world.

Brother... Im so glad you are here.... gimme a Hug

That place has become "Misery R Us" with Zero tolerance for Fun!

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