Best way for a woman to meet LOTS of men... is to feign an interest in a motor vehicle and join a car club. Major sausage fests and the types of guys can be filtered depending on the car brand.

so what is the best car then?

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No best, just different... Well, obviously the Saxo club will have lots of fake Burberry and face acne.

Audi club will be full of Portuguese.

BMW club will be full of week-end Hamiltons.

Porsche club full of people who were caught masturbating as a child.

Ferrari club will have silverback gorillas looking waxed...

Renault club will be full of communists.

Pug/Citron club full of people who never take a bath.

Mini club will have people who would be better versed in the latest hand-bag trends.

Toyota club will be able to do your taxes.

Morgan club will lead to an aversion to dentists and love of facial hair.

Jaguar club members would be very interested in the functioning of your hips and calcium in your bones.


Only the Maserati club... full of tastefull gentlemen driving Italia's finest thoroughbreds. 100% of ladies cannot be wrong.

Women are physically aroused by sound of Maserati

I know a Maserati owner. Complete dong actually.

Are you a Polo driver?

Aprilia rider, actually.

btw, even Clarkson had to admit that the best car for attracting the ladiez is the Toyota Prius

Aren't you precious on your 125cc race-rep

MV's is where it's at.

If you like your ladies hairy everywhere and eating only things that don't cast a shadow and listening to Yoko Ono unreleased tracks.


You want to pick up the ladies?

Mini Cooper/'vert or a silver Mercedes 'vert.

I'll be honest boys, I don't give a crap what car you drive. So long as it has four tires on it, and goes from point a to b.

I will admit those seats that warm up though, those are pretty cool.

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