Not that I need any...but what's the best pick-up line you've ever heard?

'Get your coat, you've pulled' is a classic, but I question its success rate....

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"umm...sprachen Sie Anglish?"

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Email: "Wanna come over for a b.j.?"

Bar: "Your orthodontist did great work."

Lesbian rower at Crew party: "Here coxswain, coxswain."

And for the french speakers out there "Est-ce que tu parles pour rien dire."

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Cranky.

No words needed. You know about my best pull.... the one that worked best on me was a french bloke doing a slow strip for me.

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Old MacDonald had tourettes. EE II EE II bollox fcuk sh1t

Wow....even more respect to you.....
Can't remember the last time any bloke (French or not) picked me up by stripping for me....

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He got heaps of points for effort.

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Old MacDonald had tourettes. EE II EE II bollox fcuk sh1t

I dont believe in pick up lines, BUT here is one I actually saw work:

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"

when driving a nice car slowly down the street, slow down next to the victim of choice and say:

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I drive by again?"

Worst and funniest ever:

"If you and I were squirrels, would you mind if I bust a nut in your hole?"

The most outrageous one I have seen work:

"I'd look great hanging out the back of you luv"

I heard: "Hi Babe, wanna see my lurve engine ?". It worked for him, but I wouldn't have the nerve to try it on someone I didn't know...

BigD

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'I like your style' did quite well for me once in the past

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