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03-11-2008, 09:03
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This works!!!
Excuse me sir, I am Detective Bladiblah and I have reason to belive you are in possession of an illicit substance. Please step over here, I will be conductiong a strip search.....
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24-11-2008, 17:52
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'What would you like for breakfast' worked on a friend of mine
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24-11-2008, 18:07
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Ignoring me !!!
That was the best I have ever reacted to 
When a friend of mine drove up next to me, a very intriguing guy sat next to him, didn't turn his head, said nothing.
Got me so furious, so I kicked the door of the car and said very sharply to him :
"Now, what is the matter with you, can't you say hi ?"
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24-11-2008, 18:08
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Pity you lost your friend after kicking their car though....  Quote:
Originally Posted by Sada  Ignoring me !!!
That was the best I have ever reacted to
When a friend of mine drove up next to me, a very intriguing guy sat next to him, didn't turn his head, said nothing.
Got me so furious, so I kicked the door of the car and said very sharply to him :
"Now, what is the matter with you, can't you say hi ?"
It developed into something rather lovely |
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24-11-2008, 18:10
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You kicked a car door-in because a guy you didn't know didn't say hi to you when you thought he should ?
BigD Quote:
Originally Posted by Sada Ignoring me !!!
That was the best I have ever reacted to
When a friend of mine drove up next to me, a very intriguing guy sat next to him, didn't turn his head, said nothing. Got me so furious, so I kicked the door of the car and said very sharply to him :
"Now, what is the matter with you, can't you say hi ?"
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24-11-2008, 18:11
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lost nothing, absolutely nothing !!!
it was an old rotten car in some field, so no harm there either !!! Quote:
Originally Posted by swissflygirl Pity you lost your friend after kicking their car though.... | |
24-11-2008, 19:58
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Was that love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 
Works every time.
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25-11-2008, 01:03
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If you see me walking down the street, let's not cry, each time we meet....
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Originally Posted by Natasha Was that love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
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25-11-2008, 08:42
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Yes, exactly He just came back from some mission and joined the team, which was the team working in the cotton fields. So while the other guy, whom I knew chatted away, this one guy just stared in front of him. So I kicked the car door to kinda wake him up and told him he could at least say "Hi" After that cotton season he disappeared on another mission and then suddenly I got a postcard, "Hi, will be back soon!!!" When I finally spotted him from afar, back he was, I nearly strangled my female friend next to me with excitement.
So for a pickup line ... that one worked rather well for me Quote:
Originally Posted by BigD You kicked a car door-in because a guy you didn't know didn't say hi to you when you thought he should ?
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25-11-2008, 08:44
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Still....remind me never to invite an intriguing guy in my car and drive past you... Quote:
Originally Posted by Sada Yes, exactly He just came back from some mission and joined the team, which was the team working in the cotton fields. So while the other guy, whom I knew chatted away, this one guy just stared in front of him. So I kicked the car door to kinda wake him up and told him he could at least say "Hi" After that cotton season he disappeared on another mission and then suddenly I got a postcard, "Hi, will be back soon!!!" When I finally spotted him from afar, back he was, I nearly strangled my female friend next to me with excitement.
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