I think you'll find a better option if you have your face buried in this:



is this

In the fridge? A 2 to 4 degrees C fridge?

Phillistine

Should one drink it warm?

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Not warm, but British ale is designed to be served at 10 to 12 degrees C.

Except, of course, the supercooled crap, the smoothflow crap, and lager crap.

A bitter like Pedigree, though, loses it's complex flavour and nose when chilled below 10 C.

I'm glad I'm reading this in the morning when I would not often be tempted.

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I ain't grumpy at all.

although I am reading that in the morning I am still tempted.

Um... I was actually not entirely telling the truth.

The cup of tea I was drinking as I typed, though, was quite delicious...

(When I do eventually drink the Pedigree, though, I will be sure to remove if from the fridge a good half an hour before consumption. I'm not a total pleb, you know...)

Actually, at this time of the year, I have found that our cellar provides the optimum temperature for beer. It's nowhere near as cold as outside (or the fridge, for that matter) and one can retrieve a can or bottle of beer from said cellar and enjoy pretty much immediately (although popping one open in the lift back up to the apartment can appear a bit tragic...).

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Health benefits for the ladies ?
apart from proving to the lads out there that you can keep up with them ... ahem ...

Beer is also good for reducing cramps in the legs for example,
or as a hair rinse, take a bath in it, throw a bottle or two into some stew or whatever , anything else ?

EDIT: Beer hastens hair growth
And vitamins B and P affect hair growth. It is recommended to make nourishing masks from beer for hair once a week. And if you wet your clean hair with beer and then use hair rollers – after that you will get tight and bright ringlets.

Beer is good for mental work
There are lots of group B and P vitamins in malt and hop, and they improve mental activity.

...

Beer softens skin and enlarges breast.
In XVI century pharmaceutical chemists recommended women to wash themselves with beer in order to have soft skin. And Prussian Queen Louise who had flat breast was advised to drink beer and smear her breast with beer three times per day.

ain't this cute


Beer is good for male potency
Zinc which is in beer is good for male potency and it prevents prostate inflammation