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Old 08-01-2010, 13:13
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Originally Posted by BaselLady View Post
Dear Dr Derv.
I saw gorgeous red boots in my lunch brake. I tried them on and they (and I) looked amazing. Then I looked at the prize lable and then about my other 50 pairs of shoes and thought I didn't really need another pair.
But now I can't focus at work, I can't stop thinking about them. I'm in love. What should I do?
Dear BaselLady

Falling in love with shoes is bad Financial decision. Falling in love with a man who can buy you shoes, among other things is a wiser and more "economical" choice.

Only 50 pair of shoes! Your love life does not seem very healthy!!

Never try on a pair of shoes unless you are accompanied by a generous Man, preferable with a shoe fetish... You know the ones who like to see their women in nice shoes. I mean in ONLY nice shoes or maybe a pearl necklace too.
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