I have plenty of ideas: just keep me half-cut and they will all come flooding out - some good, some complete bollox. I have no interest in your line of business, so I have no qualms in sharing them with you
As you have the graphic design skills, I expect the cheesy delights to be cut and presented in my little 0s and Xs gift box, each square containing a cheese or chocolate.
Closely following by Cheesy Top Trumps card, or Cheesy Trivial Pursuits, or cheesy Christmas Crackers containing cheeseclub-nuggets-of cheese with a small bit of trivia about the cheese on the joke paper contained therein.
- Mike's Cheesy Chutney Carnival Pack
- The Crunch 'n' Cheese Combi
- Cheesy Liquorice Delights: a cube of cheese wrapped up in a liquorice lace (I just made that up, so it will probably taste awful
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- Cheeseclub cheesewall
- Cheesy Advent calendars
We want more illiteration ! More bad English Puns ! More English wit purloined and appropriated to entertain the Swiss punters !
BigD
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Originally Posted by JollyGrapefruit  Now there's an idea. Why didn't I think of that? |