I met a lady off the worldwideweb here in brussels on a expats site, her english was great on msn, seemed like a nice girl etc etc...

Met her for a drink, did she speak a word of english? Of course not.
So it was obviously someone else typing for her.

I had my mineral water, spent about 9 awkward minutes asking basic questions, getting 1 word answers then made my journey outta there.

Waste of 9 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

I give up t'internet dating, I'll continue my quest for gash elsewhere