No best, just different... Well, obviously the Saxo club will have lots of fake Burberry and face acne.

Audi club will be full of Portuguese.

BMW club will be full of week-end Hamiltons.

Porsche club full of people who were caught masturbating as a child.

Ferrari club will have silverback gorillas looking waxed...

Renault club will be full of communists.

Pug/Citron club full of people who never take a bath.

Mini club will have people who would be better versed in the latest hand-bag trends.

Toyota club will be able to do your taxes.

Morgan club will lead to an aversion to dentists and love of facial hair.

Jaguar club members would be very interested in the functioning of your hips and calcium in your bones.


Only the Maserati club... full of tastefull gentlemen driving Italia's finest thoroughbreds. 100% of ladies cannot be wrong.

Women are physically aroused by sound of Maserati